CGI WILLEM DAFOE
This is only the beginning of my
over-the-top villainy! Later, I
plan on putting a kitten in a
microwave with a timer on it that
can only be defused by solving a
puzzle cube!
He drops them both.
CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE
Shit, shit, shit! If I choose
Kirsten, I am a horrible person for
allowing innocents to die. But if
I choose the children, what kind of
man am I for allowing to die the
woman I love? There's only one
thing I can do.
He grabs KIRSTEN and the CABLE as well.
CGI WILLEM DAFOE
No, look, pay attention. You were
supposed to make a CHOICE. That
was the damned point.
CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE
Kirsten, grab on to my genitals.
For, uh, safety.