BRAD kicks EDWARD in the nuts. EDWARD NORTON THAT WAS ****ING GREAT! They beat the holy hell out of each other. Others join in. The AUDIENCE is drenched with testosterone. AUDIENCE HELL YES! ****IN RIGHT! VIOLENCE! BLOOD! GOD DAMN YES!!! BRAD PITT starts ****ING THE HELL out of HELENA! AUDIENCE (cont'd) GOD ****ING HELL YEAH!!! (tears apart clothes) ROAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!! DIRECTOR DAVID FINCHER Wait wait, notice the subtle dark satire. I'm cleverly showing that consumerism and conformit-- AUDIENCE SHUT UP!! ROARR!! (rips Fincher in half) WHERE ARE SOME ****ING GUNS?! I WANNA JOIN A FIGHT CLUB RIGHT ****ING NOW! WHERE DO I SIGN UP AND HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?! EDWARD NORTON You people are totally missing the point here.