Okay I took off the hair because it didnt look right, it was just something I was messing with. I tried to do some UV texturing, but for some reason even when I press '6' I cant see how to align my texture projections, they just look like blurry pixels, and I cant do crap. Any thoughts on that?

So I made a light room for my duder, and rendered him. I gotta adjust the shadows a bit to make it look more realistic but here ya go, a non-hdri shot of my guy, but rendered using mental ray...