hmmm, well lets see.. you need to tech this so first things first.. javascript is a 'client side' script language so let have everyone who cant see it turn down there browser security. if that doesnt work, then we need to update the browsers...those who are willing that is.
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And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
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