lol!

With our exclusive patented MegaSound technology, you don't need a real 5.1 setup to get 5.1 sound! Just buy this box and connect your tiny ear pieces to it and it is guaranteed to sound better than 5.1!!!

It should be known that for good bass, you need big speakers with lots of internal volume - or better, a subwoofer! Another funny thing is that some people actually buy this: one of my old teachers was absolutely convinced that you don't need a Sound Blaster Audigy, the average iPod can give a much better music experience than the $400 sound card with two tiny little ear pieces! Meh, I prefer my Rammstein tracks on a real 5.1 setup.