haha, i think the second phrase is happy where it is. making people misread things is great fun :p
eeeeeeeeeeeeeh??? doesn't everyone use the alt key?
how....do...you....? how do sleep at night? no actually, how do you navigate the scene? you can't tell me you just transform the model to look all around it?
am i missing something as well? can you actually navigate around a scene without using the alt key? 
also...you cant use all the marking menus with just one hand... you need the shift and ctrl keys....
ali+left mouse to orbit
alt+middle to pan
alt+right to zoom
i thought these were things you know when your born
i think i've only had injuries during training (well, preparing for training).
you need to buy your self some swords
that's a "Ch" pronounced as a "K"
Computer skills I should have:
Objective C, C#, Java, MEL. Python, C++, XML, JavaScript, XSLT, HTML, SQL, CSS, FXScript, Clips, SOAR, ActionScript, OpenGL, DirectX
Maya, XSI, Photoshop, AfterEffects, Motion, Illustrator, Flash, Swift3D