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Introduction to Maya - Modeling Fundamentals Vol 2

This course will look in the fundamentals of modeling in Maya with an emphasis on creating good topology. It's aimed at people that have some modeling experience in Maya but are having trouble with complex objects.

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# 16 14-10-2003 , 07:42 AM

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LOL

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# 17 14-10-2003 , 07:47 AM

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What the hell is an entendre?

Hey, how do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you in a little while. user added image

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# 18 14-10-2003 , 11:02 AM

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What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retreiver.

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# 19 14-10-2003 , 12:33 PM

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2 blonds walk into a bar.... you woulda thought one of them would've noticed.

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lol

...and that is how I saved the world.

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What do you call 10 blondes stuffed into a volkswagon?
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that's great!!! user added image

...and that is how I saved the world.

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2 hobbits walk into a bar. they pick up a local hooker and take her to a room in the hotel. one takes her in and the other waits outside. while waiting he hears... "I cant Do It... I cant DO It...."

The next morning theyre siting at the bar talking about the hooker last night and the one hobbit turns to the other and says. so, i was sitting outside the room last night and i heard you in there with the hooker. the other hobbit replies..'yeah i couldnt do it..' 'man trouble?' his buddy says. 'No' the hobbit replies. 'I couldnt get on the bed'.

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