30 sings on middle age...:D

# 1 06-11-2003 , 11:32 AM

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ADL if you have time plz translate this, if you cant ill do it this evening when i return...

DESPUES DE LA UNIVERSIDAD.........YA NADA ES IGUAL
> 1.. Hacer el amor en una cama individual es absurdo.
> 2.. Tienes mas comida que cerveza en el frigorífico.
> 3.. Las 7 de la mañana es la hora a la que te levantas y no la hora a la
> que te acuestas.
> 4.. Escuchas tu canción favorita en el coche al trabajo, no en la
> discoteca.
> 5.. Llevas siempre un paraguas encima.
> 6.. Sintonizas "Radio 5, todo noticias".
> 7.. Tus amigos se casan y se divorcian en lugar de hacerse novios y
> cortar.
> 8.. Tus vacaciones se reducen de 130 días a sólo 15.
> 9.. Los vaqueros y camisetas ya no tienen ese glamour de andar formal.
> 10.. Llamas a la policía porque esos malditos muchachos del piso de al
> lado tienen la música muy alta.
> 11.. Tus familiares mayores ahora hacen bromas acerca del sexo delante de
> ti.
> 12.. No sabes a qué hora cierra cada bar de tapas o de copas.
> 13.. Estás seguro de que la mejor comida para tu perro es "Pedigree Pal"
> en vez de las sobras de la fiesta de noche.
> 14.. Dormir en el sofá en casa de un amigo al que visitas el fin de semana
> es inaceptable.
> 15.. Ya no te echas tus acostumbradas siestas desde mediodía hasta las 6
> de la tarde.
> 16.. Cenar e ir al cine o tomar una copa ya no es tu concepto de tener una
> cita.
> 17.. El "Jueves" ya no es tu principal fuente de información. En mi casa
> el jueves se encuentra en el WC
> 18.. Vas a la farmacia a por Aspirinas y Antiácidos en lugar de condones o
> pruebas de embarazo.
> 19.. Una litrona de cuarenta duros ya no es lo mejor que puedes beber.
> 20.. No te tomas un pincho en casa antes de ir a cenar a un restaurante
> para ahorrar dinero.
> 21.. Tus listas de la compra ya no incluyen bolsas gigantes de Cheetos,
> pizza congelada y Pitusa cola para el kalimotxo.
> 22.. "Ya no puedo beber como lo hacía antes" reemplaza al famoso "No
> vuelvo a beber otra vez".
> 23.. El 90% del tiempo que pasas en frente del ordenador es por trabajo
> real en vez de navegar por "latinas.com".
> 24.. Compras regalos para los cumpleaños de tus amigos.
> 25.. Pierdes el 70% del contacto con tus amigos, y solo tienes noticias
> suyas por correo electrónico.
> 26... Siempre llegas a las fiestas tarde y te vas temprano.
> 27.. Vas a las grandes librerías y hojeas libros en lugar de las tarjetas
> de felicitación y revistas de coches o modas.
> 28.. Usas zapatos de vestir en lugar de tus deportivas favoritas.
> 29.. Ya no usas pantalón corto los fines de semana.
> 30.. Tienes ojeras y ahora te molesta (más) que cojan tus cosas sin tu
> consentimiento.

How many of them you´ve got?

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# 2 06-11-2003 , 12:30 PM

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ADL if you have Time plz translate this, if you cant ill do it this evening when i return... DESPUES OF the UNIVERSITY......... already NOTHING IS EQUAL >
1.. To make the love in an individual bed is absurd. >
2.. You have but eaten that beer in the refrigerator. >
3.. The 7 in the morning are the hour to which you rise and to not hour it to > that you lie down. >
4.. Listening your favorite song in the car to the work, not in > discoteca. >
5.. You always take an umbrella raises. >
6.. You tune "Radio 5, all news". >
7.. Your friends marry and they divorce instead of being made fiancès and > cut. >
8.. Your vacations are reduced of 130 days to only 15. >
9.. The cattle tenders and t-shirts no longer have that glamour to walk formal. >
10.. Flames to the police because those damn boys of the floor of a > side have very high music. >
11.. Your older relatives now make jokes about sex in front of > you. >
12.. You do not know to what hour closes each bar of covers or glasses. >
13.. You are sure that the best food for your dog is "Pedigree Pale" > instead of the surpluses of the celebration at night. >
14.. To sleep in the sofa in house of a friend to whom visits the weekend > is unacceptable. >
15.. No longer you lie down your customary siestas from noon to the 6 > of afternoon. >
16.. To have supper and to go to the cinema or to have a drink no longer are your concept to have one > mentions. >
17.. "Thursday" no longer is your main source of intelligence. In my house > Thursday is in the WC >
18.. You go to the pharmacy to by Aspirins and Antacid instead of you reduce or > pregnancy tests. >
19.. One litrona of forty duros no longer is the best thing than you can drink. >
20.. You do not take a thorn in house before going to have supper to a restaurant > to save money. >
21.. Your lists of the purchase no longer include giant bags of Cheetos, > pizza congealed and Pitusa tail for kalimotxo. >
22.. "No longer I can drink since it did before" replaces to famous "> I do not return to drink again". >
23.. 90% of the time that you happen opposite of the computer are by real work > instead of sailing by "latinas.com". >
24.. Purchases gifts for the birthdays of your friends. >
25.. You lose 70% of the contact with your friends, and single you have the news > hers by electronic mail. >
26... You always arrive at the celebrations takes and you go away early. >
27.. You go to the great bookstores and you leaf through books instead of cards > of congratulation and magazines of cars or fashions. >
28.. You use shoes to dress instead of your sport favorites. >
29.. No longer you use short trousers the week ends. >
30.. You have ojeras and now it bothers to you (more) than take to your things without your > consent. How many of them you´ve got? __________________ How was it... "All those moments will to dissapear... like tears in the rain...."

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# 3 06-11-2003 , 05:59 PM

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Heh... thats a pretty bad auto-translation on some parts (cause it was autotranslation right?) but right now i pretty lazy as to do it... user added image

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# 4 06-11-2003 , 07:54 PM

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yes that was auto translation. I know it was bad in some areas.But better than nothing:p
that is how we see it over 30. life is all messed up! user added image

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30 sings on middle age...:D

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