I'm upping every parameter I can think of and all's that's happening is the render time is increasing...
I'm not too fussed about the weird shapes and angles that're created here; until I sort this noise out there's no point in continuing.

I'd have to email the file to you GecT, the size limit on the forum is way too low. It would be helpful thoughIf you can post the scene or email it to me, I'll take a look. Better than taking shots in the dark.