this would make a great short animation
A father bought a lie detecting robot that slaps you when you lie.
he decided to test it out on his son at supper.
"where were you last night"? he asked
"I was at the library" the son replied
The robot slapped the son .....
"Okay, I was at a friends house" the son replied
"doing what?" the father asked
"watching a movie, Toy Story" the son replied
the robot slapped the son .....
"Okay, it was porn!" the son replied
"when I was your age I didn't even know what porn was" the father replied
the robot slapped the father .....
The mother laughed and said "He certainly is your son!"
The robot slapped the mother............
I'm not lazy, I'm just resting before I get tired