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# 16 14-10-2003 , 07:42 AM

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LOL

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# 17 14-10-2003 , 07:47 AM

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What the hell is an entendre?

Hey, how do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you in a little while. user added image

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# 18 14-10-2003 , 11:02 AM

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What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retreiver.

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# 19 14-10-2003 , 12:33 PM

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2 blonds walk into a bar.... you woulda thought one of them would've noticed.

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lol

...and that is how I saved the world.

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# 21 14-10-2003 , 02:58 PM

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What do you call 10 blondes stuffed into a volkswagon?
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that's great!!! user added image

...and that is how I saved the world.

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2 hobbits walk into a bar. they pick up a local hooker and take her to a room in the hotel. one takes her in and the other waits outside. while waiting he hears... "I cant Do It... I cant DO It...."

The next morning theyre siting at the bar talking about the hooker last night and the one hobbit turns to the other and says. so, i was sitting outside the room last night and i heard you in there with the hooker. the other hobbit replies..'yeah i couldnt do it..' 'man trouble?' his buddy says. 'No' the hobbit replies. 'I couldnt get on the bed'.

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