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# 1 29-05-2003 , 02:09 PM
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quick joke for you guys :)

see this on another board so thourght I would steal it user added image

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A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to
go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the
girl says, "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how
did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"

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# 2 29-05-2003 , 02:15 PM
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Here's something:

True story, as heard on the "Late Late Show with Tom Snyder" 3/3/97:

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun for the purpose of launching dead chickens. It is used to shoot a dead chicken at the windshield of airline jet, military jet, or the space shuttle, at that vehicle's maximum traveling velocity. The idea being, that it would simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl, and therefore determine if the windshields are strong enough to endure high-speed bird strikes.

British engineers, upon hearing of the gun, were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains. However, upon firing the gun, the engineers watched in shock as the chicken shattered the windshield, smashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two, and embedded itself into the back wall of the cabin.

Horrified and puzzled, the engineers sent NASA the results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and asked the NASA scientists for any suggestions.

The NASA scientists sent back a brief response:






Wait for it! user added image













"Thaw the chicken."

# 3 29-05-2003 , 02:20 PM
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mhahahahahahaha!!!!!! love the chicken joke mikey user added image

# 4 29-05-2003 , 02:35 PM
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Hahaha, great one kevin! Bet his ego went down the drain after he heard that.


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# 5 29-05-2003 , 02:55 PM
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Originally posted by M
Hahaha, great one kevin! Bet his ego went down the drain after he heard that.

nah...you get used to it after 2 or 3 time mate user added image (ask adl)

# 6 29-05-2003 , 03:51 PM
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# 7 29-05-2003 , 03:59 PM
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looking now mike user added image

and dont feel to bad about dishing out on the mac users....if they had a decent machine we would leave em alone user added image

# 8 29-05-2003 , 04:52 PM
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I have one.

I blind rabbit and a blind snake bump into each other in the street. They both dont dnow what theyare so the snake says, I can slither around you to tell you what you are. He does and says your furry, have a small tail and a twitching noise, so you must be a rabbit. The rabbit then feels the snake and says your all slimey, you dont have a backbone and you aint got any balls you you must be..............
















...French!


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# 9 29-05-2003 , 05:10 PM
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I have another....

Who would win in a fight between Alex Fergeson and Arsene Wenger?......





No one knows, Arsene wouldn't fight!


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# 10 29-05-2003 , 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by z1mmnd14
I have another....

Who would win in a fight between Alex Fergeson and Arsene Wenger?......





No one knows, Arsene wouldn't fight!

LOL but at least he will be in the sun soon at real user added image

taking thiery, vierra and pires with him

# 11 29-05-2003 , 05:14 PM
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Apologies to any french people offended by those jokes, i just dont like french people at the moment.


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# 12 29-05-2003 , 05:29 PM
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Originally posted by Kevin
LOL but at least he will be in the sun soon at real user added image

taking thiery, vierra and pires with him

I guess your not a gooner.

There no chance Wenger is off to Real. Zidane said they dont dont want him. And Thierry as signed a new contract, Viera is gonna sign a 5 year one and Pires will sign soon user added image

Milan, were taking the title next year user added image

# 13 29-05-2003 , 05:46 PM
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# 14 29-05-2003 , 06:48 PM
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I downloaded the file and when i tried to open it i got the message Coundn't open the file "RvB_switch.mov" because it is not a file that Quick Time understands

Any idea.....?


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# 15 30-05-2003 , 02:34 AM
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I ahve an idea. Get rid of your POS mac. LOL, jk. I dont know...


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