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# 31 08-07-2003 , 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by howardporter
Dr. Adl, How can I lose 40 pounds?

sincerly,
"Obese in the USA"

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For you should look into this problem ... spoke a reflexive adl.

For you risk more of your future each day you allow this chronic disease to spread further into your organism. You shall not find life rewarding enough, if you develop sleep apnea for example, or dreaded arthritis -after additional weight will put a strain on your joints oh soon-to-forget-about-obesity one.
Obesity nowadays is not measured anymore about ideal body weight -after a particular canon of beauty related to height- but by a number nutriologists like to call BMI (Body Mass Index) which teoritically would give better estimates of fat in your body. Master adl´s BMI for example is 7% for he is pure muscle and bone -not very healthy too though-. It is the believe of these gentlemen that someone who has a BMI higher than 33% could be called an obese.

In any case, master adl believes you should go into diet. Not those lameass one´s they advertise on that dreaded box I call tv, but one endorsed by a nutrition expert, for they do respect the limits the human body can endure. You shall find a more rewarding experience if you actually accompany this with some swimming perhaps?

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# 32 08-07-2003 , 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by EagleKing
ok another problem.
everytime I see great work here at SM I want to tell the author how great it is but then I feel like "if I'll write that it is excellent then they all will think I want to boost up my post account".

Even if you would say that it isn't like that...I will think that for ever.

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Master adl believes he can change the world and himself by helping others.

For it is looking for praise that many post here, yet, not much of the work presented around here is without flaws, which is way I believe you should accompany your comment with either a praise for a certain part of it "Love those wings, how did you make them?" (Observe the feedback request you just made) or perhaps a "Maybe look out for the wings configuration? They look as if they can´t support the body itself in air?".

It is in the spirit and ego of the artist to actually take these in, and work from them. Be sure to write something if you do want to, for this is a forum, and no one (not even that DaveBaer guy) can tell you otherwise.

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# 33 08-07-2003 , 09:33 PM

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Hybrid. The perdicament which you have found your self, is an evil one. It happens to many, including my self. Ohh great adl, your words are s helpful. user added image

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# 34 08-07-2003 , 09:47 PM

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This is the best thread yet!! Praise be to the great ADL! I have lost 3lbs already! only 37 to go....

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# 35 09-07-2003 , 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by howardporter
Dr. Adl, How can I lose 40 pounds?

sincerly,
"Obese in the USA"

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Dr Adl, I am a skinny sh*t, how do I gain 40 pounds without overflooding my heart with fat?

Sincerely,
"Skinny Twig in the wet country"

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# 36 09-07-2003 , 02:57 AM

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you should be asking me that! ......oh, you said WITHOUT flooding your heart with fat....

oh well, you better answer that one ADL.

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# 37 09-07-2003 , 03:37 AM

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adls for time how long these answers take to write ?
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Thanks for wasting your time reading this line.

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# 38 09-07-2003 , 06:53 AM

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are u a free-mason adl? LMAO

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# 39 09-07-2003 , 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by Nem
Dr Adl, I am a skinny sh*t, how do I gain 40 pounds without overflooding my heart with fat?

Sincerely,
"Skinny Twig in the wet country"

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For without hard work you shall continue to be skinny sh*t ... spoke a calm adl.

You are looking for the all impresive chick-catcher body, not realizing you won´t actually needs such a thing to get them to drop their panties with you, for it is that why you want to gain weight. If such a desire comes from within your inner happiness and not some shallow goal, then you should work towards making a lot of exercise, and thinking more towards the future and not the present for if it is the present you want to impress then you shall find yourself walking the narrow path of destruction many call steroids. Get a partner for it is in pairs that many things get done faster, besides you shall find yourself someone you can talk with, thus becoming a far more rewarding experience.

Go to a doctor to check on that diarrea of yours.

Master adl looks behind him as he knows he´s confused now ...

Oh .. Now I remember, for it is not diarrea your problem, but your weight. Master adl should stop drinking so much vodka.
As per the food itself, eat lot´s of pasta, and two of those 3000-calories-a-serving milkshakes a day. They seem to buff up people pretty good.

On the girls thing, try to download some book I saw in P2P networks a while ago, -pause as master adl tries to remember the name of the book- , AHH! "How to get the Women you desire into Bed".

That should help you out, oh the seeking women one.

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# 40 09-07-2003 , 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by mumbojumbo_13
adls for time how long these answers take to write ?
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For time is the inner chain of the weak, yet it becomes the ally of the strong ... spoke a rather perplexed adl.

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# 41 09-07-2003 , 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by kornkidpr
are u a free-mason adl? LMAO

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For I do not worship the sun, nor allowed have I been into the secrets of Midsummer-day ... spoke adl.

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# 42 10-07-2003 , 10:12 PM

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Re: The Therapeutic Thread.

Originally posted by adldesigner
I´m your doc. :p

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Hey!!!!!!! I thought I was the doc around here....

Originally posted by adldesigner
posts flaming ME (:p .. know you guys already!) will be deleted too.

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I had to do it adl. Please dont delete my post......... user added image

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# 43 10-07-2003 , 11:34 PM

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adldesigner...why don't sheep shrink when it rains? user added image

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# 44 11-07-2003 , 06:56 PM

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Re: Re: The Therapeutic Thread.

Originally posted by drknow
Hey!!!!!!! I thought I was the doc around here....

I had to do it adl. Please dont delete my post.........

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For I am not a doc anymore but a helper of humanity ... :p

Thou post shall not be deleted, for it displays creativity and humor, qualities master adl enjoys in people.

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