i dont care who gets abducted, i will personally abduct this guy from that list:Originally posted by undseth
News bulletin:
"And now we go directly to "whatever" the home town to the man of the worlds biggest muscles, to show these live reports, where aliens have not only abducted the man but also put up a alien looking BBQ stand. Police say they are unable to intervene, as the mas is roasted alive... omg... here's another spaceship... they brought friends... And the police is just standing there...
ten minutes later...
The show is over folks, and we mourn the loss of the man with the biggest muscles, unfortunatly he ended up in a doggy bag... omg... he's still alive, I can't believe it... wow... this was wierd... and now the two alien ships abducts some bystanders for some unknown purpose... holy **** run guys!, run!...
Another broadcaster later in the evening...
It appears that aliens landed on earth today and abducted a whole lot of people... There are people missing and the reports are coming in by the hour... this is the missing person list...
BritneySpears
GeorgeBush
Michael Jackson
A whole lot of boybands
Some local politicians from Norway
Keiko
SaddamHussein and his many inpersonators
The whole baywatch crew with Hasselhoff
and um... on i'm soo tired I only slept a few hours, and now my imagination has run out...