How to win a fight against 20 children

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# 1 17-08-2008 , 12:30 PM

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https://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/08/...enty-children/

i got passed on this link

i find it quite halarious :lmao:

that's a "Ch" pronounced as a "K"

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# 2 17-08-2008 , 12:42 PM

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very informative..

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# 3 17-08-2008 , 02:17 PM

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ha ha!!

next time victory will be mine.

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# 4 17-08-2008 , 02:35 PM

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thats hilarious, the groin attacks part was hilarious, and also this reminds me of step brothers when they got attacked by those kids.

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# 5 17-08-2008 , 08:38 PM

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:lmao:

3) They stole your woman.
4) You stole their woman.

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Avoid fighting around picnic tables, monkey bars, or anything with which a particularly daring child could launch an aerial attack.
The ideal situation is fighting children who are trapped in a ditch below you.

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Oo, really? :lmao:

Though I'm more interested in how to win a fight against several teenagers when you're a teenager yourself...
Or have somebody invented a machine that'll make them come one by one???
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# 6 25-08-2008 , 04:44 PM

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If you do get struck in the groin, under no circumstances should you place your hand on your genitals to massage away the pain - touching your privates while surrounded by minors is illegal in many states, and frowned upon in the rest.

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That one had me rolling also. Kids always go for the groin.

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